ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

(via khaleesidracarys)

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

(via endermisha)

rosalarian:

zefram-cockring:

ask-the-scientist:

((tone it back on the sex questions jfc im not a miracle worker i only have what little of their canon relationship to work off of))

i feel like i should apologize 

good night everybody

This is so damn simple yet so damn sexy.

(via smaugnussen)

do-raymi:

There are so many different levels of cute. Its like
1. I want to pinch your cheeks cute.
2. Angels sing wherever you go cute.
3. I want to bend you over and frick frack you so hard that we both spend the night repenting our sins to our holy father. Cute.

(via nccentrprise)

martinfreeman:

measure your life in sherlock hiatuses, where do you wanna be by the time the next series airs

(via teawithghosts)

  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

(via the-doors-are-closed)

yoko-ney:

tim burton art style.

yoko-ney:

tim burton art style.

(via reckloss)

  • fans: thanks for letting us play women and men!
  • bioware: not a problem
  • fans: but can we not have underwear grinding?
  • bioware: inquisition will have tasteful romance scenes
  • fans: hey can we play as different races again?
  • bioware: yes, in fact have an extra race
  • fans: can we ride the bull as any race??
  • bioware: sure, why not? it'll be hard but we can do that
  • fans: hey, ubisoft, can we play female assassins?
  • ubisoft: omG CA N'T BE LI EVE U ASK uS thIS H,,O?W MAKE niPNOPS REndeR PR oPER ND DO tEH JIGGLY WIGGLy CAmE ?! OUT 4 GUD TIEM HONEstLY,.. feEL SOOOOO attACKE D