reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

(via swimmingbirdrunningrock)

  • *Me as a parent*
  • Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
  • Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
  • Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
  • Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
  • Me: And?
  • Lucy: Fuck You!
  • Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

(via notverygoodatflyingaeroplanes)

triwizarded:

lizzey:








In trying to find a significant quote from or about Remus Lupin, the most common phrase that accompanied Remus throughout every book was simply, “Lupin smiled”.

triwizarded:

lizzey:

In trying to find a significant quote from or about Remus Lupin, the most common phrase that accompanied Remus throughout every book was simply, “Lupin smiled”.

(via hermionesgranger)

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

(via remuslupinly)

jemily-faberritana:

hellyeahazza:

I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.

(via reckloss)

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

(via flaggermousse)

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

(via freddieboychilton)

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

(via radicalravenclaw)