reminder for bisexuals
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
- *Me as a parent*
- Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
- Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
- Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
- Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
- Me: And?
- Lucy: Fuck You!
- Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.